I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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