i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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