does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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