Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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