I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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