your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and she was petting her beer can
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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