he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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