Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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