belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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