Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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