Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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