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(703): View more from Virginia

so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted

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(503): View more from Oregon

My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"

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(513): View more from Ohio

some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.

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(845): View more from New York

Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way

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(775): View more from Nevada

Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy

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(786): View more from Florida

I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch

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