My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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