I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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