I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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