maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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