I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Randomize