What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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