I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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