i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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