There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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