So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
