Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Mom said you looked used
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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