So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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