what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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