IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
i think im in europe. pls send help
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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