Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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