That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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