if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
