the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize
