I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
