we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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