She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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