Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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