You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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