dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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