Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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