her vagine was all disorganized.
no, he came in my armpit
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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