Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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