yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
The adults are the big ones right?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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