The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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