Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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