And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
When are your genitals available?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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