She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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