A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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