How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Slut skills are useful in every country.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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