Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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