doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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