I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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