i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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