I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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