I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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