they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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