How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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