I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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