at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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