On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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