Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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